Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Sponsored Edition: Spa Trek Episode 3

Lei Chic Smock: Captain, take a look at this. Our gravitational sensors are going haywire. There appears to be some sort of magnetic force interfering with our controls.

Captain Chic: Hmmm. The readings correlate with our proximity to Honolulu MedSpa. Did you run a full-system scan?

Smock: Negative. The force jammed our diagnostics. How should we proceed?

Captain Chic: We must beam down to Honolulu MedSpa and locate its source. Quick, to the transporter. Energize!

[Captain Chic and Smock materialize at Honolulu MedSpa]

Captain Chic: Smock, is it just me or does everyone appear to be... unusually young?

Smock: I believe I know why. I traced our mystery force to a machine known as The Venus Freeze. It uses pulsing magnetic fields and multi-polar radio frequency to produce a uniform heat matrix that tightens skin, softens wrinkles and reduces cellulite. It's the ultimate anti-aging device.

Captain Chic: Brings new meaning to the phrase, "May the Force be with you."

Lei Chic Smock: What?

Captain Chic: Never mind. How does this procedure work?

Smock: A technician will apply a thin layer of glycerin gel, then move the device across the skin. Some patients liken it to a hot stone massage. And since we're here during Honolulu MedSpa's customer appreciation event, we can buy one area package and get a second of lesser value for free. What do you say, Captain? Want to give it a try?

Captain Chic: We may as well. It will take some time for our engineers to analyze this intel and determine a solution.

Besides, with all these perks, resistance is futile.

Get a free, personalized skin analysis and treatment recommendations at Honolulu MedSpa's Customer Appreciation Event this Saturday, 1650 Liliha St., Suite 102. One-hour sessions available between 9 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. with a $25 deposit. To RSVP or review other offers, click here or call (808) 528-0888.

Read Spa Trek: Episode 1 and Episode 2.

Posted on Wednesday, September 12, 2012 in Permalink

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Lei Chic is a daily email and shopping blog that plugs you into Hawaii's newest and hottest boutiques, designers, trends, spas and salons, and more. You'll also discover all the cool events, dinners and sales happening around town in our Weekend Picks every Thursday. With Lei Chic, you'll get the inside scoop on what everyone will be talking about tomorrow – in your inbox today.

Lei Chic associate editor Natalie Schack has been a cultural anthropology student,museum worker bee and dabbler in graphic design. When she isn't scouting new fashion, compiling to-do lists or crafting puns, Natalie spends her free time dreaming up elaborate picnic ideas; "researching" via YouTube tutorials, blogs and Instagram; and dusting off her pith helmet for the next adventure life throws her way.

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