Sponsored Edition: Spa Trek Episode 2
Smock: Captain, I know we're on a mission, but I just picked up a distress call! A female Ally is trapped in an ongoing battle against a formidable enemy known as "The Bulge." She's requested immediate assistance. Approaching visual range now.
Captain Chic: First Officer Smock, what's your analysis?
Smock: It appears "The Bulge" is attacking several areas of the body, creating love handles, muffin tops and post-pregnancy pooch. Ally has already utilized several methods of attack, including a healthy diet and regular exercise, but to no avail. Her defenses are weakening.
Captain Chic: We don't have much time. Crew, man your stations; it's time to deploy CoolSculpting, a revolutionary, non-surgical contouring treatment from Honolulu MedSpa. Quick, lock onto our target area with the applicator. The suction will draw in fatty tissue, then freeze it between two cooling plates. Ready... aim... fire!
Smock: Captain, it's working! We have confirmed casualties; the fat cells are dying. Our sensors indicate they're slowly being absorbed and flushed out by the body. "The Bulge" doesn't stand a chance.
According to her latest transmission, Ally detects a cooling sensation and some numbness, but it appears she's still able to read, work on her laptop and relax during the procedure.
Captain Chic: That's because CoolSculpting is completely safe, FDA-approved, and there's no recovery time. We've still got about an hour to go before the treatment is complete, Ally can get back to work, and we can resume our course to Honolulu MedSpa.
Smock: But sir, what will happen to her once we leave?
Captain Chic: She should start to see results in as little as three weeks.
After that, I suspect she'll live long and prosper.
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Read Spa Trek: Episode 1 and Episode 3.
Posted on Friday, September 7, 2012 in Permalink